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When I was a kid we celebrated my grandmother’s birthday at a restaurant.  I’ll never forget one of her birthday cards that she read aloud to all who were in attendance. It described her five new boyfriends.  “As soon as I get up, WILL POWER helps me get out of bed.  Then I go see JOHN (The Toilet).  Then CHARLIE HORSE comes along, and when he’s here, he takes a lot of time and attention.  When he leaves ARTHUR RITIS shows up and stays the rest of the day.  He doesn’t like to stay in one place for very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day I’m really tired and glad  to go to bed with BEN GAY.  What a life!!.  Oh yes, I’m also flirting with AL ZYMER and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company. Now remember this;  Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end the faster it goes…”

It seem that at least once a week a new ailment finds it’s way to the service.  Last week I noticed that my shoulder has a pain when I move it a certain way.  For the past month I’ve noticed that my right foot has been giving me trouble when I ride my bike.  Maybe their related to me riding more often and then again maybe not.

“Life Goes On!”

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